Quotes
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Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
Adam: This is the most fun I've had without lubricant.
Lawrence: What's your name?
Adam: My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?
Adam: I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole.
Lawrence: He doesn't want us to cut through our chains! He wants us to cut through our feet!
Adam: Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I'm probably dead.
Lawrence: Fuck this shit!
Tapp: At least we'll have the cover of darkness.
Sing: So will anybody else.
Lawrence: I wouldn't lie to you..
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